The Life of a Speedrunner

23 okt 2020
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  • Tomorrow at 1PM EST I'm gonna be LIVE streaming and opening up a crap load of expensive Pokemon card boxes, BE THERE OR BE... UH... NOT THERE

    CircleToonsHDCircleToonsHDMánuði síðan
    • WOW

      Радош ЈовановићРадош Јовановић21 klukkustund síðan
    • Baby: *comes to life* Ambient music:

      GolrakaGolrakaDegi Síðan síðan
    • hey aborted kid ahead by aprox 8 months

      Esteban FernandezEsteban Fernandez3 dögum síðan
    • 0:19 is no one gonna talk about the fact that he literally just threw a newborn baby and made him fly at his most fragile age ending it with the roughest landing sounds like standard protocol to me

      LoL randomLoL random3 dögum síðan
    • how do you do such a good kid voice?????

      Thomas StreetThomas Street5 dögum síðan
  • This is dream

    Jeffty Ferb RamiloJeffty Ferb Ramilo4 mínútum síðan
  • Aw this reminds me of my little sister

    MotMotKlukkustund síðan
  • Massive and I mean massive time loss at the beginning there by not performing a doctor dialogue skip

    JRJR2 klukkustundum síðan
  • and thus Dream was born.

    MotivatedMotivated2 klukkustundum síðan
  • I think he would get a record for walk and die% though

    JDW2JDW23 klukkustundum síðan
  • Ametures my cousin's brother had highest record than his personal best he died after a second of opening eyes

    Yourgoingto BrazilYourgoingto Brazil3 klukkustundum síðan
  • Rookie speed runner it took him 9 seconds to stand up

    Basic FunctionsBasic Functions3 klukkustundum síðan
  • Dude should get one of his friends to reincarnate as a woman to give birth to him so hes prepared to hand him a knife when hes born

    Cabinet gang leaderCabinet gang leader5 klukkustundum síðan
  • God:ok this family has peanut allergies so just eat peanut butter

    matis47 yeetmatis47 yeet5 klukkustundum síðan
  • cool

    Nykrev FalconNykrev Falcon6 klukkustundum síðan
  • If the woman aborts the baby, the time will be 0 seconds

    ApyniApyni6 klukkustundum síðan
  • XD

    Ace PureHeartAce PureHeart6 klukkustundum síðan
  • Então esses são os dubladores oficiais...

    lolixinhalolixinha6 klukkustundum síðan
  • Bad move man you should just dive head first your head is nice and soft so it will break easily

    Zhirong WuZhirong Wu7 klukkustundum síðan
  • i'd love if this is his shortest video

    Sean BernardSean Bernard7 klukkustundum síðan
  • My Any% in life is 12 seconds

    TBOMBDABAUMTBOMBDABAUM7 klukkustundum síðan
  • If you wanna see a speedrun of life let me know so I can start then kill myself

    TBOMBDABAUMTBOMBDABAUM7 klukkustundum síðan
  • He's an experienced player, being able to walk, talk, and injest food at the age of 0. Unfortunately he's clearly an amateur. He waited way too long, he should have been eating AT LEAST 2 seconds in. Wasted time interacting with NPCs, which is the biggest speed run mistake you could make. Could have done it even quicker if you did physical damage instead of chemical, since it takes time to go into effect. In fact, if he had just fell at a 46 degree angle off the bed, he could have potentially did it in less than 3 seconds. Potentially.

    ILike BeaniesILike Beanies7 klukkustundum síðan
  • This run could’ve been better if he landed in his head jumping off the bed, babies don’t usually live that from my tests

    TinkrrTinkrr7 klukkustundum síðan
  • dream, this you?

    seiko kodamaseiko kodama7 klukkustundum síðan
  • When you speed run reincarnation

    RemixedYoshiRemixedYoshi8 klukkustundum síðan
  • I'm going to call stillbirths solid any% speedruns from now on!

    Kevin MeisenbacherKevin Meisenbacher10 klukkustundum síðan
  • He must have failed the mesh bug.. poor guy

    my name jeFFmy name jeFF10 klukkustundum síðan
  • Me life in a nutshell

    Monserrat MorenoMonserrat Moreno10 klukkustundum síðan
  • Bro he was like five seconds old. If he had just chugged the nearest bottle of water, he’d beat his personal record easily

    The_Innocent_ OneWhoThe_Innocent_ OneWho10 klukkustundum síðan
  • dude league of legends player does speedrun in rank...

    Janille carlo SaladagaJanille carlo Saladaga10 klukkustundum síðan
  • He should've b-hopped into a clipping glitch to maintain momentum so he could skip past a large portion of the map.

    EruEru11 klukkustundum síðan
  • Haha leug of legands player

    Mashible GAMMERMashible GAMMER11 klukkustundum síðan
  • E

    C ScotC Scot12 klukkustundum síðan
  • I'm surprised there wasn't any Dream manhunt music in the background

    Fangamer97Fangamer9712 klukkustundum síðan
  • “Bad run”

    Pieflavor 331Pieflavor 33112 klukkustundum síðan
  • Dream be like when he was born

    Sirvapesalot GamingSirvapesalot Gaming13 klukkustundum síðan
  • is that a choice scarf?

    Iker Garcia GermanIker Garcia German14 klukkustundum síðan
  • He could have shaved off 13 seconds if he ripped of the towel instead of unwrapping

    choccy milkchoccy milk15 klukkustundum síðan
  • the world record is when you die in the womb, so this guy is a shit runner

    First name Last nameFirst name Last name15 klukkustundum síðan
  • imagine waiting 9 months just to watch your son throw by 6 seconds

    Reaper R34Reaper R3415 klukkustundum síðan
  • no body: CircletoonsHD: 0:07 Me, a league of legends player: *pain intensifies*

    Eliel ValentinEliel Valentin15 klukkustundum síðan
  • Poor mother.

    Maciek KamilMaciek Kamil15 klukkustundum síðan
  • when are the angles gonna start speedrunning llife

    bomb shooterbomb shooter15 klukkustundum síðan
  • F for aborted babies

    MethoneMethone15 klukkustundum síðan
  • What would a completionist run look like

    nick maynardnick maynard16 klukkustundum síðan
  • I guess someone forgot to tell him that low% bad ending isn't the only category xd

    Gonzalo MardonesGonzalo Mardones16 klukkustundum síðan

    SANTSSANTS16 klukkustundum síðan
  • he was behind his personal best by 6 seconds and he thought he was frame perfect?

    Gytis BačanskisGytis Bačanskis17 klukkustundum síðan
  • Anyone notice that circle only like the comments of other ISpastr's I SMELL SIMP

    Damien SydneyDamien Sydney17 klukkustundum síðan
  • Pffft. This run was spliced.

    Oliver BOliver B17 klukkustundum síðan
  • why the baby talks like Jet from Sonic Riders?

    GolrakaGolraka17 klukkustundum síðan
  • He actually wasted 12 seconds just being idle. If I was him I would have started the moment I was put down

    Logan SperkaLogan Sperka17 klukkustundum síðan
  • The true speed runners are the ones that die aborted

    Stubby StubbingtonStubby Stubbington17 klukkustundum síðan
  • You got me dead at " he's going for any percent speed run " 😂

    BEASTXD GamerBEASTXD Gamer17 klukkustundum síðan
  • Dark

    ikhsan Maulanaikhsan Maulana17 klukkustundum síðan
  • Why do you film it like that

    Dennis ClearyDennis Cleary18 klukkustundum síðan
  • Anyone notice he has a personal best?

    Jerross ClaritoJerross Clarito18 klukkustundum síðan
  • He should try getting good. My personal best is 2 seconds. You see when I got out of the womb I instantly jumped and died of organs failure.

    A Hentai ProtagonistA Hentai Protagonist18 klukkustundum síðan
  • Hey, you could make a religion out of this

    hidinghiding19 klukkustundum síðan
  • He wasted the first 13 seconds

    J CJ C19 klukkustundum síðan
  • My cousin has a world record of -7 months ft.ChildAbortionClinic

    Gregory PintorGregory Pintor20 klukkustundum síðan
  • unborn fetuses with negative times: amateurs.

    My penis is incredibly small, butMy penis is incredibly small, but20 klukkustundum síðan
  • 100%that was DREAM

    TnTBoom3024-ROBLOXTnTBoom3024-ROBLOX21 klukkustund síðan
  • Guess dream is growing old now...

    I will defeat Mr WoltI will defeat Mr Wolt21 klukkustund síðan
  • My sister's record is 10 days....

    gyrate-brawl starsgyrate-brawl stars23 klukkustundum síðan
  • he's dream

    Hyden BaylonHyden BaylonDegi Síðan síðan
  • he couldve saved at least 11 seconds by not waiting

    defobdefobDegi Síðan síðan
  • What a noob

    Ansh BoiAnsh BoiDegi Síðan síðan
  • Speedrunners...

    AtlasAtlasDegi Síðan síðan
  • rookie numbers

    Somebody Toucha My SpaghettSomebody Toucha My SpaghettDegi Síðan síðan
  • The world record for childbirth is around 5 years.

    Birthson BluebellBirthson BluebellDegi Síðan síðan
  • I found a new skip for the get to level 100 speed run.

    Whoite SnekWhoite SnekDegi Síðan síðan
  • his personal best was about 22 seconds, still pretty slow tbh

    OkiiruOkiiruDegi Síðan síðan
  • His mom forced him to stay next to her for his whole life RIP

    Andy jangAndy jangDegi Síðan síðan
  • I hate how accurate this is

    the running manthe running manDegi Síðan síðan
  • Imao nearly just have a problem with “ League Of Legends” xD

    SandwichSandwichDegi Síðan síðan

    Slothman98 • Posted 23 years ago WaitThatsIllegalSlothman98 • Posted 23 years ago WaitThatsIllegalDegi Síðan síðan
  • Imagine if he got a world record that would be so funny

    Robit DogRobit DogDegi Síðan síðan
  • 28 seconds? Pathetic

    Lil PyroLil PyroDegi Síðan síðan
  • Wouldn’t you go to hell for killing ur self

    Virtuals_ WorldVirtuals_ WorldDegi Síðan síðan
  • I think the world record got it a Chinese Girl about 4.53 seconds run Any%

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  • Do a double jump into the peanut container to save those seconds. Also skip the cutscene with the doctor and the timer starting and you got a new world record for sure!

    LilChinYTLilChinYTDegi Síðan síðan
  • If he did the 2 frame wall jump off the docter and then bunny hop to keep the momentum he could of beaten the record smh

    Xavier DenchXavier DenchDegi Síðan síðan
  • The worst part about this speedrun is the 9 month que time

    Adam PainterAdam PainterDegi Síðan síðan
  • Did this guy make the video but record the screen on his phone so he can zoom in? I just got outplayed.

    Ming GamingMing GamingDegi Síðan síðan
  • Dude if he hit the perfect pixel on the bed he could have glitched inside the bed and gotten a WR

    That one kidThat one kidDegi Síðan síðan
  • POV: You Are Dream

    Daily Dose Bacon IdeaDaily Dose Bacon IdeaDegi Síðan síðan
  • Any% sucks it's all rng on how high you spawn in, allergies, nearest lethal weapon, etc. Now College% is more fun

    Agent ZAgent ZDegi Síðan síðan
  • The best thing about it is he sounds like Angel dust

    Cojogu GamerCojogu GamerDegi Síðan síðan
  • I wonder how many times this baby has been reincarnated to get the perfect speed run record

    JeyJeyDegi Síðan síðan
  • You get faster if you play for the chinagirl% Super fast, some have done the run in under 12 seconds

    GolrakaGolrakaDegi Síðan síðan
  • 9 months for not even half a minute

    Best of Best StudioBest of Best StudioDegi Síðan síðan
  • kids with anti-vax parents are life speedrunners.

    SamSamDegi Síðan síðan
  • What a trash spawn. If he got third world country, he could've skipped tests though yet again, that's for Birth Any% speedruns

    KayoKayoDegi Síðan síðan
  • The previous generation made the speedrunners without realizing they were the ones who drove them to that madness... ...they are speedrunning technology with the effects of climate change coming our way and have insane solutions to sit back...relax... because when the next wave of COVID comes it's not a "when"... It's an "if"

    Aidan WoodwardAidan WoodwardDegi Síðan síðan

    Dannygamer 44Dannygamer 44Degi Síðan síðan
  • FAKE! speedrunner would skip the cutscenes

    LingePruneLingePruneDegi Síðan síðan
  • why didn't he just dive head-first into the floor and not talk, it would have only have taken me 5 seconds lmao

    Kaden YuanKaden YuanDegi Síðan síðan
  • “by six seconds” *how many times has he lived to be able to die in 22 seconds?*

    DepecheModeFan2009DepecheModeFan2009Degi Síðan síðan
  • SKETCH ;0

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  • Anti-vax is a glitch that speed runners use to save a few years

    Matheus AmaralMatheus AmaralDegi Síðan síðan
  • gamer moment

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  • Dream when he was born

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