Melania’s Christmas Redemption & The CDC’s Vaccine Plan | The Daily Social Distancing Show
Melania Trump decorates the White House for Christmas, 40 sea turtles escape the cold, a silver monolith appears and disappears in Utah, France reassesses a bill that blocks the public from filming police, and the CDC discusses who gets a COVID vaccine first. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Headlines
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I usually put up a full-size tree & enjoy it, but to decorate the White House would be an incredible honor. She's a douchebag just like Donald.
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So at least 20million people going to die
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There was nearly a war on Xmas ... thank god Mrs Trump came through
Wasn't there also the year she did everything in black and white. Looked like a super depressed person decorated.
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Punching grandma for toilets paper have you seen everyone grandma butts there big I wouldn't do that cause grandma's can hit anyone's kid and get away with it even adults she see as kids can mess ya up one look and I've seen grown men in fear of yrs mam and do what ever they want GRANDMA CAN AND HAVE TAKEN YA WITH THEM WHEN THEY DIE
Noone has been that perfect PRESIDENT wife since the kennedys
Trevor this french impression was amazing I am fluent in french and loved it , terrible idea to remove the right to share videos of the police
#if Alians came to earth they would take the 1st lady back home....! ✌😎 bye! bye!
Hey TRUMP is your wife a UNITED STATES citizen??
Melania is a CYBORG!! 1st. Useless lady!! #TRUMP wife is PUTIN sister Melania CYBORG!! # is the 1st lady a UNITED STATES citizen?? How come she dont speak English??? Whsts wrong with her?? Freakin' Robot!!
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I'm laughing at Melania because she can barely speak English
what if Donald Duck was like, "I can't fly a plane"? yeah sorry Donald, but you tried sailing which went rocky and shortly after smooth, and still you wore the pilot shirt Daisy gave you. oh, by the way about the environment, respect the environment.
I think her point was more of "with this covid pandemic going on and all the drama in the white house, how the hell can I rly care about Christmas decorating right now??" And I would have to agee! I get it! Absolutely 100%! If u dnt have lil kids in the home to decorate and celebrate with and for are u rly doing anything? Are u putting up a tree and decorating like u normally would?? I know a lot of ppl are still doing lights OUTSIDE FOR THE KIDS TO SEE WHEN THEY DRIVE BY, but I'm talking about INSIDE....?? IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY 6 YR OLD BEING WITH ME THIS YR I WOULDN'T DECORATE AT ALL!!
Who actually likes to decorate for Christmas?
Me when voter fraud was not proved: 0:00
He said the “ornament hospital” better get ready to accept patients 🤣😂
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All she has to do work with a designer who would do all the work.
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"was it high stakes??" RMFAO!
But who actually gives a fuck about Christmas.
i want to eat shrimp! cocktail shrimp with ketchup lemon avacado cilantro mmm yummmy!
Maybe he should comment on his own country south Africa with the highest govt corruption - he can sure spell Hypocrite alright !! Don’t believe is was deprived .. his dad was Swiss and he went to a private school .. can’t trust this real joker !! Hypocrite
The whole county is a show, and it's not a good one the last couple of seasons. Luckily the last episode is in January 2021.
I wouldn't be mad if Trevor did get priority on that vaccine tho lol
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we gave the monolith a new mexico welcome 😁
Why seniors not that I'm being mean but like young people need it more cuz they have long life spand
I have never emphasized with Melania more than when decorating for Christmas.
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It isn't like this requires Melania to expend any effort. She probably makes one call, and then sits back while a team of well-paid (with our tax dollars) interior decorators takes care of everything. That said, I respect Melania's sentiment. She shouldn't be forced to do this. I'm not gonna cite separation of church and state arguments because X-Mas is less of a religious holiday and more of a winter solstice party with a gift exchange. After all, I'm Jewish, but I still have a stocking hanging up in my apartment. I've gotten coal, 25 years straight, but maybe this year, I'll get the Gameboy I've been wanting this whole time. And if Santa's listening, you better hook up a game too ... and not Tetris ... I want NBA Jam - Boom Shakka Lakka
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why arent children before seniors? seriously
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ahhh Yes that is adorable.
Spirit airlines. Even the turtle don't have enough leg room..😀
She is a better look than that last mess of a first lady...I agree with her and I'm sure none of them gave a fuck about it. The most beautiful first lady. No comment about the last tacky bitch....Lol.
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Melania, I don't care do u?
That was the WH she was walking around? LOL I thought it was Macy's with Christmas tree's for sale. Gobbed together..lol
What if this untested vaccine has an adverse effect and kills al of the front line workers then what happens to america?
Melania irritates me, but I kinda feel bad like wow her ‘friend’ leaked the call recording? What an ass
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Looks like Santa’s elves got extra adderal. What a christmas puke fest.
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Right, because chopping down a whole forrest every year is "Christmas spirit" and who says she decorates anything?
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Someone else did the decorations. Melania is just walking around after some people did the decorations
The turtle story is so sweet. 🎄🌲🎄
You are so funny
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if trump goes out of money Melania: Bye sister
Finally someone who makes news not something to fall asleep to
Aliens get all of their ideas from tv! LOL!
Awwwe turtles! And they say climate change is not real... warm up babies
Melanie said “Don’t feel sorry for me”
If aliens are gonna imitate someone, Arthur C Clarke is one of the best they could choose.
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“The only trump family member already in prison. “
He’s not wrong, we can’t handle aliens rn 😂
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Like she had to do more than hire someone... if that.
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And that's a "like" for the alien-fish-about-to-torture-Princess-Leia Star Wars reference.
This is where our tax payers money is going and people are starving out here.
Melania decorating is a publicity stunt.
And after all the White House staff and volunteers were done after spending weeks decorating... they told her to come on in, and film her cameo.
Ain’t nobody want that poison
Seriously, I'd like to see one administration say, our White House Christmas decoration fund is going to the people. We're funding projects to build homeless transition houses, and get those people back into society. (oversimplification I know, but a successful procedure needs to start with an idea.)
I bet the cost for just ONE of those trees could feed a dozen homeless people for a year!!!
Merry Christmas, Melania...!!!....I guess youre going have to put Donald at the top of the tree, where the star or angel usually goes...!!!!....people are dying of covid and 40 turtles get flown to a warmer place, and a missing monolith is causing great concern as to whether aliens are invading out planets and stealing our monoliths...????.....whats going on in America???.....and as for the French, they will forever go down in history as one of the most racist groups on this planet...!!!....if black policemen beat a Frenchman, there would be a world war...!!!
Don't really fluffing care for trashy decorating on the taxpayers dimes while thousands are out of jobs, sick or dead of the pandemic.
She decorates no i think she will decorize nothin she will let the staff of white house will do that by her demanding them
In SG, the vaccines will go to health care workers first, seniors , children and at risk migrant workers and then the rest. It’s the best way to do it. The rest of us can and will wait.
You think turtles are adorable but eat cows pigs chickens and fish ? You can see how strange that is right ?
christmas is weird... nobody believes that shit yet everyone celebrates it
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Dang I tried getting permission from several airlines to allow my mom to bring our pet turtle with her when I moved her from Los Angeles to Utah and was denied!
I don't like Trump or Melanie, but this election was a fraud
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As far as am concerned. She's the most expensive former "Top model " and She didn't do much....🐀
Seems to me it's "let's see how many of the people's tax dollars we can spend before we leave this place !"
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