I Review Amazon Self Defense Products

18 mar 2021
5 222 526 Áhorf

Have you ever wanted to defend yourself but you don't want to spend a lot of money? Then Amazon is the perfect shop for all your self defense needs!
More Reviews ► ispast.info/soft/PL3tRBEVW0hiAHqevzOfGqZZOTcyFZwDVz.html
Edited By ► twitter.com/rad_r
And ► ispast.info
NEW DROPS ► cloakbrand.com/

  • i am only 15 secounds in and can't stop laughing i had to pause. it has been 5 minutes help.

    devin towelldevin towellMínútu síðan
  • test the taser mark, you know you want to

    TripleTeaTripleTea2 mínútum síðan
  • me: *watches start* mark , PLEASE DON'T KILL ANYONE MAKING THIS!

    danceswithcowdanceswithcow16 mínútum síðan
  • Things you can aford:Mark here is a 2 grand lip stick gun😂😂😂

    Eoin SherlockEoin Sherlock2 klukkustundum síðan
  • this gives me unus annus vibes

    Peter MalloyPeter Malloy2 klukkustundum síðan
  • If you tell me this is not joe from S8 the Infinity you are completely and utterly wrong

    Cléo McGoughCléo McGough2 klukkustundum síðan
  • Yoooo, my mom got me the tactical pen for christmas

    mochi1imochi1i2 klukkustundum síðan
  • Tbh, a necklace, with a slightly thick chain, and a large cross (or other decoration) is much better than the bracelet. Just hide the knife as the large end of the cross, and yank it down.

    KhobrahKhobrah2 klukkustundum síðan
  • It’s just a normal flashlight but make added Chaneling to it

    The muffin manThe muffin man2 klukkustundum síðan
  • 3:17 Mark’s look at the camera made me laugh so hard

    Attikos KayeAttikos Kaye3 klukkustundum síðan
  • 8:58 me in blood

    György JanserGyörgy Janser3 klukkustundum síðan
  • you can stay safe from that rat ass tekashi

    Fischer LaPlantFischer LaPlant3 klukkustundum síðan
  • 17:48 combat axe in call of duty

    HammaadHammaad5 klukkustundum síðan
  • DECKMAN isn't real, he can't hurt you.... This video:

    Austin TrigloffAustin Trigloff6 klukkustundum síðan
  • Just duel wield the first 2

    Puffin :Puffin :7 klukkustundum síðan
  • Why is he like po from kungfu panda

    Snoopy Player1227Snoopy Player12278 klukkustundum síðan
  • am i the only one who added it to bookmark?

    Gacha- NiomiGacha- Niomi9 klukkustundum síðan
  • I think that alarm was for attracting people for help when you are getting robbed

    deepa prashudeepa prashu10 klukkustundum síðan
  • Oh! There you are... i once bought a sausage.. felt very well protected.. by the salami brand bandits..

    herauthon fourherauthon four11 klukkustundum síðan
  • Why were you beating up a black face, Mark? Isn't that racist? And all these weapons look like Bondage and Discipline play items. Maybe you could try WalMart defense items. I always liked the belt buckle that when you pull them, shoot bullets. Where do you get those?

    1fluffypie1fluffypie12 klukkustundum síðan
  • That tactical dummy is a masochist no doubt 😂😂

    CaynexxCaynexx12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Mark: You're in the peculiar situation of having too much money and people are coming after you. Me: People aside, can I have money?

    Michelle Anne SabileMichelle Anne Sabile14 klukkustundum síðan
  • I kept waiting for the disclaimer song ;w;

    Michelle Anne SabileMichelle Anne Sabile14 klukkustundum síðan
  • ...I miss Unus Annus

    Dublin OdinsonDublin Odinson15 klukkustundum síðan
  • Mark singing “I want to die” made me feel the most alive

    ShermanSherman16 klukkustundum síðan
  • I really want the link for Steve. Tried scouring to no avail, if anyone knows please let me know!

    TSC MjolnirTSC Mjolnir16 klukkustundum síðan
  • roses are red "im a profecinal defender" and i am a register swx offender...

    Nomis _DSNomis _DS16 klukkustundum síðan
  • 10:59 Cough cough *masochist*

    Fallen Angel ANIMATIONSFallen Angel ANIMATIONS17 klukkustundum síðan
  • 5:02 ThiS cOnTeNt iS nOt SuiTabLe FoR cHilDreN

    Fallen Angel ANIMATIONSFallen Angel ANIMATIONS18 klukkustundum síðan
  • 👀🤔🤔🤔 slowly looking kinkeyer and kinkeyer

    Sparkle LoveSparkle Love18 klukkustundum síðan
  • The HAMMAX or whatever is a multi tool for like home depot workers

    foxtrot39foxtrot3919 klukkustundum síðan
  • "I just can't get Steve off. I just can't do it." Steve has endurance that's for sure.

    WolkeStreitWolkeStreit19 klukkustundum síðan
  • Not a buttplug but a shank

    Call me Pickle!Call me Pickle!20 klukkustundum síðan
  • *Pauses after **0:10** to completely process mark logic*

    Just JayJust Jay20 klukkustundum síðan
  • Get the equivalent of a harshly worded letter in the palm of your hand and deliver it directly to the skull of your attacker - Markiplier, 2021

    lavenderlavender20 klukkustundum síðan
  • The pin alarm I already had one attached to my keys, watching him fumble around with it I found it fuckin hilarious 😂😂

    sir pigeonsir pigeon20 klukkustundum síðan
  • 17:55 cavemen learning tools

    #Watch On Monday#Watch On Monday21 klukkustund síðan
  • i feel like i could probably find some sort of a weapon on ebay for like.. 15 or so bucks.

    EonbreeEonbree21 klukkustund síðan
  • oh my god. I have that collapsible staff thing and it cut a chunk out of my finger once

    Petra-Juliahn HernandezPetra-Juliahn Hernandez22 klukkustundum síðan
  • We hold the wallet and we WAP

    yonathan galyonathan gal22 klukkustundum síðan
  • How to use their infamous smile for an arrow

    Dulce LoveDulce Love22 klukkustundum síðan
  • How'd you get this smile... JTK Vibes

    Mireille MeringuesMireille Meringues22 klukkustundum síðan
  • Mark you are an entire mood LMAO

    JocelynJocelyn23 klukkustundum síðan
  • i carry a balisong on me as a normal knife, self defense weapon, and when im bored ive learned to flip them

    Painted_SmilePainted_Smile23 klukkustundum síðan
  • You're under attack from me who's protecting himself from YOU (except all you did was make sense). That pretty well sums up the passive-aggressive fascism of Antifa.

    Jaques StudlyJaques Studly23 klukkustundum síðan
  • I’ve been laughing for hours

    SS23 klukkustundum síðan
  • this video is about toys

    Deranged OvenDeranged OvenDegi Síðan síðan
  • the wallet is literally pay to win

    TheDemonVRTheDemonVRDegi Síðan síðan
  • everything said in this video feels like an oxymoron

    MetanoiaMetanoiaDegi Síðan síðan
  • If you like everything tactical, regatta have a range of "tactical" clothing line. Generally means they have extra pockets. Anytime my gf asks if I'm ready, I just say 'I'm wearing tactical pants, so I'm always ready.' Warning- these pants will disintegrate at the sight of barbed wire.

    James DalyJames DalyDegi Síðan síðan
  • "You gotta keep yourcount aselfable".

    Coops4twCoops4twDegi Síðan síðan
  • First 10minits i laegh so hard to i cry

    György JanserGyörgy JanserDegi Síðan síðan
  • 23:23 I felt like I was watching Mortal Kombat

    Ranger LeeRanger LeeDegi Síðan síðan
  • I am 8 years old and i am used to swear words since I was 3

    Danna FDanna FDegi Síðan síðan
  • you look like john wick ngl

    Toxic PsychoToxic PsychoDegi Síðan síðan
  • Hell of a time to be reviewing whips and nightsticks

    Grey NavigatorGrey NavigatorDegi Síðan síðan
  • 3:49 - 3:54 is weird if in a sep. tab

    Dominick WaltimireDominick WaltimireDegi Síðan síðan
  • Hey thats the same baton my brother tased me with we were testing

    ayoo Hoyayoo HoyDegi Síðan síðan
  • what staff did he yous

    Kenny HendersonKenny HendersonDegi Síðan síðan
  • It’s the hair for me. 💙

    Henry Frickin CherepanyaTMHenry Frickin CherepanyaTMDegi Síðan síðan
  • to be fair most in here if they saw him running toward them, they would try to "hug" him...

    Simos KatsiarisSimos KatsiarisDegi Síðan síðan
  • Keanu reeves hit different on yt

    iiDegi Síðan síðan

    rando accountrando accountDegi Síðan síðan
  • I have that exact pen

    Raygoza247Raygoza247Degi Síðan síðan

    Roman ReignsRoman ReignsDegi Síðan síðan
  • I actually really like the idea of the little personal alarm.

    KatieSueKatieSueDegi Síðan síðan
  • Starts blowing up ballon goes straight back to building😂😂😂

    Jay KingJay KingDegi Síðan síðan
  • Just get a conceal carry

    Redneck Wolf medicRedneck Wolf medicDegi Síðan síðan
  • buy an foot pump or an bike pump with an ball blow up attachment

    TheSonofsam2011TheSonofsam2011Degi Síðan síðan
  • what an amazing video, got instructed about self defense and almost died of laughter 10/10 would "self defend" myself again

    Michiko RaiMichiko RaiDegi Síðan síðan
  • 11:17

    ShanethefilmmakerShanethefilmmakerDegi Síðan síðan
  • It took like 7 minutes to get to the first item go to 6:48

    A Films SquaredA Films SquaredDegi Síðan síðan
  • It's perfect! A tazer, whumping stick, and flashlight!! The vivitch stands no chance!!

    David EriksenDavid EriksenDegi Síðan síðan
  • Mark subnautic below zero is complete now, will you continue the play through ?

    Carver 5.56Carver 5.56Degi Síðan síðan
  • The part when he said oWw just made my day

    Sun_Flower122 ꧁꧂Sun_Flower122 ꧁꧂Degi Síðan síðan
  • Just get you a tazer, a good pocket knife (I really like the Kershaw Fraxion), or a real telescoping nightstick, (not the staff). All are pretty discreet, and give you a fair advantage over an attacker. Obviously a gun is the greatest equalizer, but some people are hesitant for understandable reasons. That being said, great vid Mark, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

    Jimmy LiddellJimmy LiddellDegi Síðan síðan
  • Mark’s complete misunderstanding of what a kubaton is has left me very entertained. Thank you.

    Jimmy LiddellJimmy LiddellDegi Síðan síðan
  • What the hell Markiplier what did I do *lol*

    Leyana GerberLeyana GerberDegi Síðan síðan
  • Who else noticed this was where the mummy vid from Unus Annus?

    Daliah ObersteadtDaliah ObersteadtDegi Síðan síðan
  • if you want a better knife to do stuff with, i'd recommend a gerber strongarm or something similar

    platonic rhinoplatonic rhinoDegi Síðan síðan
  • Where's the tactical shovel!?!?! Wtf

    Daryal PitzlDaryal PitzlDegi Síðan síðan
  • im in the first 10 seconds and my brain already hurts

    Jennifer BerginJennifer BerginDegi Síðan síðan
  • E

    Logan MacleodLogan MacleodDegi Síðan síðan
  • I've watched him since childhood.. he gets progressively insane with time.. in a good way 😐

    Mason CowdreyMason CowdreyDegi Síðan síðan
  • I would trust mark as a car salesman who doesn’t sell car but instead sells weapons that aren’t guns but can still cause harm to people

    Eddie MitchellEddie MitchellDegi Síðan síðan
  • @UCQaVcOXtnkCs9fEBBUkW7wA @UCQaVcOXtnkCs9fEBBUkW7wA @UCQaVcOXtnkCs9fEBBUkW7wA @ this video is a perfect summary of Mark's being 35K @UC_oAcjC9VDwpS-8AYOi9XEg @ Mark: “He’s probably not got a lot of electrical resistance on him” Steve: Is rubber 1.8K

    Spinge BillSpinge BillDegi Síðan síðan
  • 8:10 NA policing

    Theophile VictoriaTheophile VictoriaDegi Síðan síðan
  • Mark: its a " tactical whip" the world: uhh... kinky?

    Joshua RiggsJoshua RiggsDegi Síðan síðan
  • I also have one of those exact personal alarms and did the exact same thing haha

    Zandria BatesZandria BatesDegi Síðan síðan
  • jesus a knife bracelet

    Aiden HansAiden HansDegi Síðan síðan
  • this is the first time ive seen mark and hes just jacksepticeye x Keanu Reeves

    JpJpDegi Síðan síðan
  • Markiplier toy revue

    Skyler TosiSkyler Tosi2 dögum síðan
  • Mark: amazon discounts! Also Mark: this was very expensive

    Mayu GMayu G2 dögum síðan
  • People might mistake me for some kind of a masochist Mark hurting himself

    Ttv Papa Godzilla GamingTtv Papa Godzilla Gaming2 dögum síðan
  • Markiplier: Always telling the truth, unless he's lying

    Lorne OstronoffLorne Ostronoff2 dögum síðan
  • i wish amazon had guns

    IsostaIsosta2 dögum síðan
  • Markiplier. The man who owns (or owned idk if he moved) 5 ovens does not own an air compressor

    Fast Kid56Fast Kid562 dögum síðan
  • mark for some reason reminds me keanu reaves

    shadow wanderershadow wanderer2 dögum síðan
  • Aren't you supposed to pull the pin in the staff and let it extend into the robber rather than hitting the robber with it extended

    Goreti MendesGoreti Mendes2 dögum síðan
  • Alternative title: mark struggling with building a dummy for about 6 minutes of the video

    CheeseCheese2 dögum síðan