A Lame Duck Emerges From His Bunker To Pardon A Turkey And Take Credit For A Wall Street Milestone

24 nóv 2020
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Afraid that a stock market milestone would be attributed to investor confidence in the incoming administration, the current president popped into public view twice on Tuesday in an attempt to regain the country's attention. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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  • As is Trump's pattern, I'm sure the turkey's were originally convicted of something terrible and just like all of Trump's pardons, They don't get the fact that when they accepted the pardon, by law, they admitted guilt. Seriously though, only Trump can make the introduction of the turkeys being pardoned sound creepy.

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  • Well. He pardoned the turkey alright. Will not pardon treason, election fraud, corruption and stealing trade secrets. You guys will be crying when the arrests come.

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  • I wish it was possible to explain to the little orange man and his buffoon platoon that the stock market rallied as much as it did for two really important, yet quite simple, reasons. One, Trump lost the fucking election (only buffoons now dispute this reality). And two, we have a vaccine, our nightmarish mishandling of a world wide pandemic is nearly at a close. Go Science!! That's it. That's all. Two reasons. This turn of events is, in fact, how it is. Uh, oh yeah -- 'we know dis' !!!! (because we do, when we say stuff like - those are the facts - we mean, actual facts, not semantical gas-lighting that, ironically, does not add up to any sort of actual (never alternative) FACTS. Read 'em and weep, fuckers.

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  • I don’t have anything on the Dow! Like how does that impact the everyday person

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  • Not a Stephen Colbert fan. His lack of respect for the highest office and his HATE for Trump is/was astounding.

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  • glad i’m not the only one who hasn’t a clue about the dow. the more i read about it, the more confused i become

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  • What did the turkey do that needs pardoning? 😂

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  • Is it just me or does steven take longer and longer to get to the buisness meaning news?

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  • In my opinion Guys he meant the market will drop and it will. Not instantly. He is saying with the new administration coming in they will change what has made it climb to where it is today. You really need to have this explained. Just check in 4 years where your 401ks are then talk. And compare them to today. And then vote.

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  • In my opinion If others would have given 1 ounce of credit to him instead of the medias and late night shows giving him a 4 year campaign of hate. Just so he would lose the election He wouldn't have to point out his accomplishments. Thats on all of you.

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  • Colbert...you a drunk like little jimmy

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  • As far as lame duck Presidents go American People ain't seen nothing yet. Just watch Biden slide into the role of a lame duck presidency for 4 full yrs. Do nothing. Fight nothing. Have no agenda that is controversial. Please everyone but mostly the unpatriotic GOP. Massage their tyranny and their traitorous actions. Even hire a few of their traitors to appease the majority of traitors in the GOP. Trumps lame duck term is exiting. It's full of suspense. It's in your face kind of dare. Can you think of any Democrat capable of that??

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  • I cannot believe late night talk shows have degenerated into utterly partisan politics. I get it--you hate Donald Trump and you love anyone so long as their a democrat. The funny dies when it's so transparently secondary to "the message."

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  • Is this supposed to be funny??

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  • But didn't T** say that if Biden wins the Dow would completely collapse and there would be rioting and destruction in the streets?

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  • Someone should check in on Evil Santa while there are still elves.

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  • So, Quaid playing cousin Eddie in "Vacation" movies didn't take much acting.

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  • The way you are talking about the president proves who you are. Keep it shut already.

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  • Him sayin An historic bugs me. U only say an before vowels bud

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  • This guy just keeps his lips moving and his brain in idle. What an A__

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  • Colbert never was funny such a mark for himself

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