A Complete Fail at Getting Marijuana - Key & Peele

16 nóv 2020
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This guy is really bad at procuring medical marijuana.
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  • He said something from this century😆

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  • From breaking bad

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  • I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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  • i’m ded!!

    Mason WoodmanMason Woodman11 klukkustundum síðan
  • Hahahaha I wasnt expecting that hhhshhhhhahahahahhs funny shit guys

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  • Task failed successfully.

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  • I’m officially convinced Jordan has been slapped for real for years. Please stop beating him.

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  • "Schizophrenia." "You don't have Schizophrenia." 😅😅😅

    minij hooiminij hooi20 klukkustundum síðan
  • Did I see some fronthand slippin in there?!

    David HamiltonDavid HamiltonDegi Síðan síðan
  • I found this very funny but behind all the propaganda supporting the medical benefits of marijuana the advocates fail to mention that the 200 compounds found in marijuana turn into over 2000 if smoked. Some of the poisons released into the body are hydrogen cyanide and carbon monoxide. Alcohol abuse is still a bigger problem but the increase number of people having both in their system is becoming more common in reported accidents at work and on the road.

    Charles RobertCharles RobertDegi Síðan síðan
  • Why is the doctor giving him Marijuana when he’s already high on potenuse!

    Kevin MaloneKevin MaloneDegi Síðan síðan
    • Awesome video!

      minij hooiminij hooi20 klukkustundum síðan
  • It’s Dwights cousin

    TutleTutleDegi Síðan síðan
  • Imagine if he said he had CIP when he got slapped. (congenital insensitivity to pain)

    Undenied StormUndenied StormDegi Síðan síðan

    Pauline ChinPauline ChinDegi Síðan síðan
  • Video needs to show how felons get Cannabis after locked into cells.

    Toruko-ishi Bravo2ZuluToruko-ishi Bravo2ZuluDegi Síðan síðan
  • Badger from breaking bad

    justapotato 1justapotato 1Degi Síðan síðan
  • wow this takes place in the breaking bad universe. edit:thanks for all the likes, I can't believe this blew up!

    dimsumboy22dimsumboy22Degi Síðan síðan
  • Badger

    Holy SpiritHoly SpiritDegi Síðan síðan
  • Why is no one mentioning that the guy in the start in black jacket is Dwight Shrute's cousin, I recognized it was him just by hearing his voice.

    x storyx storyDegi Síðan síðan
  • why does his nametag looks fake?

    MrDannyArcherMrDannyArcherDegi Síðan síðan
  • PLOT TWIST the doctor was trying to get weed off of him by getting the guy to confess that he had those symptoms which only WEED would help so he would know if the guy had it or not

    I_hart_ camoI_hart_ camoDegi Síðan síðan
  • “Doctor’s prescribed weed for anything cause they wanna get paid”. Orrr they give anything cause they get paid either way

    Joshua HicksJoshua HicksDegi Síðan síðan
  • ..just slaps him

    Linda GLinda GDegi Síðan síðan
  • So it wasn't a fail

    Degi Síðan síðan
  • Why did I just a Rise of Skywalker add...premiering this Christmas?

    Jacob BonillaJacob BonillaDegi Síðan síðan
  • I bet that slap wouldn't have hurt if he was high on potenuse.

    hen kohen koDegi Síðan síðan

    AceOBladeAceOBladeDegi Síðan síðan
  • Might have to get slapped

    Aerol Christopher InfanteAerol Christopher InfanteDegi Síðan síðan
  • He should try Levitrol first

    Junhee KangJunhee KangDegi Síðan síðan
  • I ❤️ WEED

    𝕻𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖘𝖚𝖘𝕭𝖑𝖛𝖉𝕻𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖘𝖚𝖘𝕭𝖑𝖛𝖉2 dögum síðan
    • I see badger is still alive.

      hen kohen koDegi Síðan síðan
  • Savage doctor

    Mohamed ElshabrawyMohamed Elshabrawy2 dögum síðan
  • Why is the doctor giving him Marijuana when he’s already high on potenuse!

    Kevin MaloneKevin Malone2 dögum síðan
  • Would it an insensitive joke for him to say he had covid.

    elijah singerelijah singer2 dögum síðan
    • He would be the only person on the planet 🙄

      ricky jricky j2 dögum síðan
  • Is it really that easy?🤔😅...I live in Maryland. 👀👀👀👀

    kreative15kreative152 dögum síðan
  • Lmfao “consumption”

    Kevin WangKevin Wang2 dögum síðan
  • So glad your uploading these. Haven't seen them in a bit.

    DazedMMJDazedMMJ2 dögum síðan
  • the amount of copy/paste comments on this video are insane!

    UnicornSlayerUnicornSlayer2 dögum síðan
  • It's really not funny, but that's LSD LBJ STD USA for you. The doctor shouldn't haven't given it to him, but then . . . socialized medicine is nothing but government sponsored malpractice. I know that from personal experience. I'll just practice being healthy the best I can while the rest of you can die from your Social Darwinist- Nietzsche based stupidity, which is what this is all about. Yes, I think there are people who want you to die. You don't want to take care of yourself, you want to feel good on a new drug or snake oil prescription. In this case, marijuana. Like I said, this really isn't funny.

    Mark Douglas BudkaMark Douglas Budka2 dögum síðan
  • my man actually tried to get weed with a fishhook accident

    Colin BColin B2 dögum síðan
  • I bet atleast 1000 people have tried this since watching this video

    theonlybosstheonlyboss2 dögum síðan
  • Did he actually say he was suffering from 'Consumptions'? Doesn't that usually happen after you smoke out?

    TravelingSamaritanTravelingSamaritan2 dögum síðan
  • Dwight's cousin has come a long way !

    OmaMansouOmaMansou2 dögum síðan
  • I see badger is still alive.

    anonymous broccollianonymous broccolli2 dögum síðan
  • I see badger is still alive.

    anonymous broccollianonymous broccolli2 dögum síðan
  • Is that Dwight's cousin in the opening scene?

    Rithwik RamanRithwik Raman2 dögum síðan
  • Lol.. Some states, like NY, it can be ridiculously hard to get medical marijuana until you get the right doc. And no insurance covers it, it's 200 up front, then 100 for the card, and then 100 every year after that to keep it, and the insurance doesn't cover any of the cost of the weed either lol. The dealers have weed that's just as good as the dispensary, and they have wax cartridges and jars of it too, everything the dispensary has.. LOL. And it's cheaper... F medical marijuana.

    1oner1oner2 dögum síðan
  • Looks like a success to me

    Ben LamoreuxBen Lamoreux2 dögum síðan
  • Badger!!

    MaryamIsNotVeganMaryamIsNotVegan2 dögum síðan
  • Having Badger here kinda makes the scene more believable,imo.

    Nikko ManlapazNikko Manlapaz2 dögum síðan
  • Baggeerrrrr!

    Louis Cabral VisualsLouis Cabral Visuals2 dögum síðan
  • Badgerr :D

    Madeleine LenaMadeleine Lena2 dögum síðan
  • ddd

    Seamus RiverSeamus River2 dögum síðan
  • Hahahaha

    Kapil KhemaniKapil Khemani2 dögum síðan
  • Scary but there really are people this dumb.

    Yazmin RodriguezYazmin Rodriguez2 dögum síðan
  • That guy from Breaking bad is on tv whenever drug is involved. I don't know what to do with that piece of information.

    meubouimeuboui2 dögum síðan
  • badger be misleading this guy

    Jamo SrJamo Sr2 dögum síðan
  • Best one so far 😂

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  • If you’re an office fan and you saw what I saw, like this comment 🤞🏼🤞🏼

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  • One of the best

    Aarush PaulAarush Paul2 dögum síðan
  • Why is the doctor giving him Marijuana when he's already high on potenuse!

    adonis cookadonis cook2 dögum síðan
  • The last time i Looked in my hard copy telephone yellow pages there three cannabis grow sites and nine licensed cannabis retailers for walk-in cash purchase. State taxes apply. Medical and are told a wide selection of recreation options. Had a recommendation for bourbon-soaked Cannabis sold in bulk for pouch use pipe smokers. Voted against Cannabis legalization and refuse to be where it is used. But I do admit the taxed revenue is needed for infrastructure repair. I see more snow plow use, for example, each winter, for example.

    Toruko-ishi Bravo2ZuluToruko-ishi Bravo2Zulu2 dögum síðan
  • “Quarantine” 😳😳😳

    Lucas FlemingLucas Fleming2 dögum síðan
  • Does your face hurt Mr. Washington? Then this should help!

    One Punch TacoOne Punch Taco2 dögum síðan
    • comfort of your home. Check us out at drmarijuanacard.com

      CassieCassie2 dögum síðan
  • Badger!

    Tony M.STony M.S2 dögum síðan
    • I always get excited when I see a video from you when I'm scrolling ???

      CassieCassie2 dögum síðan
  • This is essentially what the pain killer pill addiction crisis is caused by.

    CarsonCarson2 dögum síðan
  • 😂😂

    Batin RiversBatin Rivers2 dögum síðan
  • I HaVe aIIIDs- Nono, too strong... I HaVe lEPPrroOOsyyYYYyyY

    GreyGrey2 dögum síðan
  • Was that Badger from breaking bad in the beginning?

    LlamaWhoKnivesLlamaWhoKnives2 dögum síðan
  • Wait, they still doing these amazing ass skits?

    SpaceSpace3 dögum síðan
  • 🤣😁 Another Instant Classic.

    Un AvailableUn Available3 dögum síðan
  • Needs lots of weed to get rid of it

    Vanna WolfVanna Wolf3 dögum síðan
  • This was every thurs at the bodega for me till it went legal

    J BJ B3 dögum síðan
  • Badger!

    Troy GalarzaTroy Galarza3 dögum síðan
  • Badger

    rayson hopperayson hoppe3 dögum síðan
  • "Sleep like a baby... with AIDS"

    CharliCharli3 dögum síðan
  • Super funny . But was the part ( social engineering ) where you mentioned I have to quarantine you necessary?! Doesn't seem like medical hoax much ?? Stop being sellouts . Cz we are in this shit together yea )

    Evil ShredEvil Shred3 dögum síðan
  • Is that gunther?

    harshith hemanthharshith hemanth3 dögum síðan
  • Hahah gotta love Key & Peele! But seriously if anybody in New York is looking for a medical marijuana doctor, we offer patient evaluations online via telemedicine from the comfort of your home. Check us out at drmarijuanacard.com

    Dr MarijuanaDr Marijuana3 dögum síðan
  • I sleep like a baby..... with aids! ;D

    Kakap0Kakap03 dögum síðan
  • Hahahahh iam gonna die from watching dis😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍😋😋😋😆😆😆

    love personlove person3 dögum síðan
  • After this, badger went to score some cold medicine

    Pratyush SenPratyush Sen3 dögum síðan
  • Why does he have to make it so difficult... then slapped!!! that should do it!!! LoL ...

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  • 1:39 Yes

    Dominic V.Dominic V.3 dögum síðan
  • Damn this is more complicated than actually doing a drug deal

    CassieCassie3 dögum síðan
    • bot comment

      UnicornSlayerUnicornSlayer2 dögum síðan
  • that slap tho

    LiquidMarOLiquidMarO3 dögum síðan
  • Man that's a good ending

    Nelson3300Nelson33003 dögum síðan
  • When he said rickets I lost it idk why

    Reed MReed M3 dögum síðan
  • woah badger

    Rice FieldsRice Fields3 dögum síðan
    • @Cassie Yeah

      Rice FieldsRice Fields3 dögum síðan
    • He has such a mischievous look man.

      CassieCassie3 dögum síðan
  • "AIDS" 😂😂😂

    Jeremya FordJeremya Ford3 dögum síðan
  • I would love to see a sketch by key & Peele where he plays Cory Booker!

    Tristan HelmTristan Helm3 dögum síðan
  • Consumption.

    iamtheiconoclast3iamtheiconoclast34 dögum síðan
  • Man, the endings are always EPIC!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    TheWriter86TheWriter864 dögum síðan
  • plot twist: he was trying to discreetly win another round of fronthand-backhand

    Neha SharmaNeha Sharma4 dögum síðan
  • I got AIDS ...and then the Doctor slapped me in the face.... CONSEQUENCES !!!

    Alex LeblancAlex Leblanc4 dögum síðan
  • *Bottom line is that it worked.*

    The Other SideThe Other Side4 dögum síðan
  • Badgerrr

    david moretdavid moret4 dögum síðan
  • "As in I got it"

    Enock KessyEnock Kessy4 dögum síðan
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  • Ayeee they got my son Badger in this video

    LøsøDaSixOweLøsøDaSixOwe4 dögum síðan
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